Another post about upcoming 2018 movies

There are actually so many movies coming out next year that I’ll probably end up making a third list about them. Next up is New Mutants, which is supposed to be another X-Men movie but more of a spin-off. There’s actually an official X-Men movie coming out later next year, called Dark Phoenix. This one’s more of a horror movie and it’s about kids trying to escape from an evil corporation’s lab. In early May comes out the movie that I’ve essentially been waiting a decade for, Avengers: Infinity War. It’s supposed to be the climax of everything that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has been building up to since 2008’s Iron Man.

I remember watching that with my best friend in third grade, and how awesome we thought the movie was. He and I just talked recently, even though he moved to California. Supposedly his dad started a business down there, and they’re doing pretty well. As much as he likes pets, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a doggie daycare. Marvel movies were essentially my childhood. I was so excited to see it that I sat in the very front row and it wasn’t even uncomfortable for a second. I kinda miss being a little kid who actually got excited by movies like that. Ocean’s Eight is the new Ocean’s Eleven sequel but this one has an all-female cast just like the Ghostbusters reboot. Not sure how that helps the movie, because now the humor will degrade into one of those dumb chick flicks and it won’t be a witty heist movie. There’s probably going to be some form of stereotypical archetypes that offends every liberal somehow, and they’ll boycott it.

They’ll make the black character the only one that dies, or the Asian one will be extraordinarily good at math. Anything to give them fodder to complain about. After that comes the Incredibles 2, which I have been waiting for since I was a very very small child, and then the new Jurassic World which I don’t know much about. When I was reading the production notes on Wikipedia, they stated that the movie might feature dino-human hybrid soldiers which doesn’t make any sense so hopefully, it doesn’t detract from the movie too much.

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